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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work!
May 13th
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Ana Catarian Bezerra, a 36-year-old Brazilian accountant who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, has won the right to masturbate and watch porn at work!
Since she knew the only way to cure her anxiety was to masturbate, she knew she needed help, explaining:
“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”
After getting some medical attention and a prescription “cocktail” of tranquilizers, NOW she only masturbates a few eight times a day. Still A LOT of masturbation, but A LOT LESS than before.
Due to her orgasmic medical condition, she took her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate on the clock and WON.
Handicapped people needed ramps and Ana needed pornography. It’s a little shocking to address, but everybody has their own special needs and we’re glad this woman was able to get the help and understanding she needed to live her life.
Unfortunately, this news may encourage people who don’t need to be masturbating at work to go ahead and ask for the right to masturbate at work. LOLz!
Taking this woman’s medical condition into consideration, do U think the court made the right decision?
New True Blood Promo!
May 13th
Werewolves, Vampires, and Sookie! Oh my!
Check out the latest promo for the upcoming fourth season of True Blood, which features some new footage of a recently-amnesia’d Viking Vampire Eric, more of Alcide‘s AMAZING body, and a conclusion to Vampire Bill‘s fight with Queen Sophie-Anne (above)!
Holy shiz! We cannot WAIT to see what’s going on in Bon Temps when this show comes back in June!
It feels as though we’ve been waiting FOREVER!
What do U think?? Are U excited for the return of True Blood?
Leo Met Ashley Greene On B.N.O.!
May 13th
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Leo needed a BNO (Boys Night Out) after having called it quits with his supermodel ex-girlfriend Bar Refaeli (understandably, breaking up with a model is so rough), so he and his crew rolled up to Beacher’s Madhouse.
With Lukas Haas and Emile Hirsch by his side, they took in the bizarre show hosted by David Arquette — monkeys, dancing Oompa Loompas, exotic burlesque dancers, and goats. This, if you’re interested, was all at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
He was dressed down, ball cap snugly on his head, and then he ran into Ashley Greene from Twilight before he bounced.
He seemed in good spirits, which is good to hear after any kind of split.
Leo, if you need someone to talk to about your break up, give us a call!
[Image via WENN.]
Memoirs Of A GaGa! Lady Gaga’s First V Magazine Column
May 13th
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V Magazine, get ready to sell out!
This month’s issue of V Magazine marks the debut of Lady GaGa as a contributing columnist. Her first piece, titled “Piet Mondrian & Library Cards”, is a two-page length prose dedicated to discussing all those who were CCed in the heading, which included the Haus of Gaga, Little Monsters, The New York Public Library, Fashion-Sexuals and The World.
We really recommend you read it for yourself, but we’d like to share with you some of our favorite quotes from the article here. Check out these HIGHlights:
“Glam culture is ultimately rooted in obsession, and those of us who are truly devoted and loyal to the lifestyle of glamour are masters of its history.”
“I would dream of being a rock star who dressed like Mark Bloan, walked like Jerry Hall , and had the panache of Ginger from Casino and the mystery of Isabella Blow”
“Art gives birth to new art. There is no chicken or egg. It’s molecular….The past undergoes mitosis, becoming the originality of the future.”
“After weeks of writing this article I ask out loud, ‘What do you think YSL would think of my metaphor about his collection?’ My darling hair designer Frederic replied, ‘You could ask Nan Kempner, but she’s dead.’ Now there’s a queen who never left home without her library card.”
Inneresting! For her first time out, we think she did a stupendous job!
When you get a chance, you really should read the entire article to really get the feel for what she is talking about. So much insight on her outfit choices, her music and pop culture in general. We were really inspired!
Nick Cannon Describes Kid’s Birth As ‘A Production’
May 13th
By the sound of it, the birth of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon‘s children was anything but normal. And we wouldn’t have it any other way! Ha!
In an interview on the Gayle King Show, Nick describes the birth as “a production”, during which he was “the production manager”.
With a camera in one hand and using the other to “play DJ”, the couple made sure the newborn children were welcomed into the world by the best music on Earth: Mariah Carey music! LOLz!
Nick explained the soundtrack of the entire birth by saying:
“My wife wanted to make sure when the babies came out that they came out, not only to a Mariah Carey song, but a live performance from Mariah Carey.”
No, she wasn’t able to belt out all of her hits in the midst of pushing two babies out, but apparently Nick played a recording of a concert at Madison Square Garden.
Watch the interview above to get the full story from Nick!
Do U think that sounds like they went a little overboard or was it cute?
Lindsay Lohan Hires New Publicist
May 13th
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With the constant legal troubles and drama surrounding Lindsay Lohan the past few years, it was only a matter of time before she tried to clean up her image.
So Miz Lohan is doing just that and has hired a new publicist to help her do so.
Hollywood publicist Steve Honig will be representing LaLohan and handling all of her public relations and publicity.
His company’s clients also include production company Fiore Films which is producing the mob bio-pic Gotti: Three Generations.
Let’s hope there’s only good news coming from her publicist.
[Image via WENN.]
A Good Debut On The Charts For Lonely Island!
May 12th
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This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow The Lonely Island and their new disc debuting very well on the Billboard Top 200 chart.
The disc, titled Turtleneck & Chain, is projected to sell between the 60,000 and 65,000 range by next week’s end. If it reaches that mark, it will undoubtedly place in the top five on the list.
Nice! Well done, crew! Totally deserved!
American Idol Ratings Stay Solid
May 12th
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But is that necessarily a good thing?
Last night, American Idol scored a 6.9 preliminary rating with 22.4 million viewers for the show’s performance night. Those numbers are a bit better from last week, but are pretty equal to the show’s standing last year. Actually, on average, Idol’s ratings have been pretty comparable to its strength from last year.
But… should’t they be hoping for better? True, the show’s gone through a lot of changes this year with all the new judges and the format change for the contestant’s song selections. But by this point in the game, so close to the end (and with Lady GaGa guest-starring) we would think FOX would want much HIGHER numbers than that.
We don’t know. It’s still #1, sure…but how much longer will solid numbers be enough to sustain the show?
Reaching? Or, has Idol really run its course?
The Voice Is Expanding!
May 12th
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Wow, the show must be really impressing the network with its numbers!
It’s been no surprise to everyone that the newly popular show has been killing it in the ratings department, landing number one on the nights it has aired. Well, the higher-ups are listening!
They are officially expanding the show by an entire hour!
That’s right, the show will go from one to two hours beginning June 7th, from 9-11pm!
Great news, and great job to everyone involved with the show!
[Image via WENN.]
Jennifer Aniston May Go Topless In New Movie, Plus Sexy Photos Released!
May 12th
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Has the time finally come? Will Jennifer Aniston show some frontal nudity on the big screen?
The 42-year-old has yet to appear in films or photographs completely topless, but that might change with her new flick Horrible Bosses.
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A production source reveals:
“She shot a topless scene, but produces aren’t sure if they’ll use it. They filmed it two ways, in one, you see Jen’s face and boobs in the same shot. In another, the audience might think it’s a body double.”
So if she has yet to go topless, why do it now? It’s not like her career needs it. The source adds:
“She knows she can’t show off her boobs forever, so she’s going out with a bang!”
And judging by that sexy photo above, we believe she’s truly in great shape.
However, another source denies the claims stating, “Jennifer did not shoot a topless scene. She may appear nude, but you do not see Jennifer topless.”
The film hits theaters this July, but the question still remains — will Jen go fully topless or not?